One family. One message.
Best training ROI on the planet.

Not twelve doors. Three offers. Free value · $50 one-problem fix · no-brainer Family Pack — one trainer for life for the whole family. Customized to the dog (breed + what it was bred for) and to your family (kids, dynamics, how often you can get outside).

As seen on WGN-TV Chicago · 1,500+ Chicagoland families · One Family. Zero Stress.

Existence goal: 10,000 family subscribers as fast as possible · best training · best ROI · fastest answers · nowhere else at this price.

Free first (before any subscription)

Understand how dogs see, smell, and learn — then grab the free 7-day fix week (email + cell).

Offer 1 · Free · get in

Free fix week

Daily emails with real fixes. No credit card. We get your email + cell so we can help the household — and invite The Pack when you’re ready.

  • 7 days of fixes (leash, bark, jump…)
  • 5 Senses free education
  • Paid library stays paywalled
$0 / week of training

Stupid not to try if your dog is stressing the family

Start free week →
Offer 2 · One and done

One problem. Fixed.

Board-and-train can run thousands. Here you pick the problem, pay $50, and the whole family watches the same Steve solution.

  • $50 per problem video
  • Same message for every human at home
  • Rewatch window · train in your kitchen
$50 / one problem

vs $2,000–$3,000 board-and-train for “just the leash”

Fix one problem →
No-brainer · keep momentum
Offer 3 · Remi Family

Weekly Family Pack

The dog coaches the whole house. Kids compete: who walked Remi, how long, who fed first. When there’s a problem, they message Remi — and get how to fix it with the dog’s voice. Parents get fairness reports. Always someone to turn to in the dog world.

  • Up to 5 people (parents + kids)
  • Scoreboard: walks · duration · feed · water
  • Sibling competition — MVP celebrated, fair share visible
  • Talk to Remi — issue in, dog-voice fix out
  • Problem library while subscribed
  • Birthday / holiday notes from the dog
  • Cancel any week
$15 / week

Also on the ladder: Starter $7 · Home $12 — Family is the stack that makes “no” dumb

Start Family $15/wk → Talk to Remi free profile →

Why families stop paying trainers and stay here

Best training standard

One trainer. One language. Science + working-dog clarity — not myth and not $3k for every bark.

Best affordability path

Free week → $50 when you need a sharp fix → $15/wk when the whole house needs a system.

Fast answers

Talk to Remi when something happens today. Scoreboard when the kids “forget.” Humans stop fragmented nagging.

The vision (what $15 Family is building)

Who let the dog out · what time · how long. Who fed. Who laughed and taught. Siblings race to get it right. When the dog snaps over food or freezes at the bus, anyone can write Remi — and get the fix back almost like the dog emailed them: “Here’s how you handle this with me.”

Depth when you need it (not on the main doors)

Problems, breeds, guides stay live — just not cluttering the three offers.

Keep the momentum. Don’t open twelve doors.

Free week · $50 fix · or the weekly family system. That’s it.

Get free week $50 problem Family $15/wk

Talk to us — automated notes (Grok receptionist next)

Questions about free week, packs, or a dog problem right now? Call (707) 895-5859 — every question is logged into our learning brain. Phone voice moves to Grok (not Grok). Text Remi anytime.

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